They've beefed up security for the move. The head of security will be in an armored car with the briefcase containing the recipe handcuffed to him.
Then they're installing new security measures inside corporate headquarters so the recipe will be even safer.
It isn't enough that it's already inside a vault inside another vault. Or that they don't order more than a couple ingredients from the same supplier.
Oh, my goodness, no.
You can't mess with Original Recipe perfection. They will take you down. They are taking the same precautions as say the Vatican with the Popemobile.
Perhaps Pam Anderson and her PETA campaign should stop going up against the Colonel. You don't mess with the mobile or 11 herbs and spices. You just don't.
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Did you know that Dave Thomas (of Wendy's) came up witht he idea for the rotating bucket sign? Yup, that was all Dave. At one point Dave was doing so well for the Colonel that he had a chicken shaped swimming pool......I have read his biography. I know, I know, I have fully accepted the loser award.
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